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Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the seat of his pants, but it wouldn`t light. He tried another. It wouldn`t light. The third one finally lit. lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.
"What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?"
"That`s a good match. I`ll use it again."

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